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techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

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  • mom: what kind of woman has an orgasm every time she has sex?
  • me: a lesbian.

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dovahkunt:

smugsbunny:

this is bullshit, i can’t even make a circle in paint.

Did you try using the circle tool?

dovahkunt:

smugsbunny:

this is bullshit, i can’t even make a circle in paint.

Did you try using the circle tool?

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super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

KILL IT! WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!! IT’S VULNERABLE!!!!

(Source: togamilicious, via katiedollthesillyhead)

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

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theinventionofmonsters:

iamrapscallion:

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

I find this fascinating 

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scatmancrothers:
Look I’m a white person
I use a credit card


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the-absolute-best-posts:

scatmancrothers:

Look I’m a white person

I use a credit card

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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